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Here is a collection of notes to various really, really obscure references and puns and other stuff in the essays that, if either of us had a life, I wouldn't be writing and you wouldn't be reading.

-Enjoy! RHB


Three Laws (not those ones). Related Essay (453)
1 The first, which he expressly designated as “Clarke’s law” in the essay, states: “When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.”

His definition of “elderly” was tongue-in-cheek: for those in physics, maths and astronautics, Clarke defined it as being over thirty. “As every researcher just out of college knows,” he wrote, “scientists over fifty are good for nothing but board meetings, and at all costs should be kept out of the laboratory!”

People later designated another observation Clarke made in the essay as his second law: “The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.”

He had written this in the context of a list of inventions and discoveries that he had classified as either expected (including automobiles, telephones, robots, “flying machines”) or unexpected (x-rays, nuclear energy, photography, quantum mechanics).

But perhaps the best known of Clarke’s three laws is the third, which has inspired multiple variations. It appeared in a footnote in his 1973 revision of Profiles of the Future: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

“As three laws were good enough for Newton, I have modestly decided to stop there,” Clarke concluded.

(And I of course have to add that the corollary of that last law is that if your technology IS distinguishable from magic then it is not sufficiently advanced.)
Piano Death Related Essay (452)
1 However there is this somewhat unbelievable report of a whole series of them.
Bottle of wine Related Essay (449)
1 purely as an anodyne: which rhymes, but it doesn’t scan
TimeTravelGentlemenPlease Related Essay (443)

The title is a reference to the traditional calling, in a pub, of ‘time’ at closing time, that is of course when pubs in Britain actually had closing times.
T.S.Eliot also alludes to it in the pub scene of The Waste Land (The Waste Land: II A Game of Chess l.141 et inf.)

 

1 ANSAX-L---Anglo-Saxon and Northern European history and literature: ANSAX-L is a special interest group for scholars of the culture and history of England before 1100 C.E. Scholars interested in the later English Middle Ages and those interested in the early Medieval period throughout Europe are also encouraged to join the list. You can join this group by sending the message "sub ANSAX-L your name" to listserv@wvnvm.wvnet.edu

2  Good Lord, several years actually

3   Gk:τόποϛ place ‘A traditional motif or theme (in a literary composition); a rhetorical commonplace, a literary convention or formula.’ OED

4   ad. L. tropus a figure of speech, ad. Gk:τρόποϛ a turn ‘1. Rhet. ... a figure of speech; figurative language....’
in this case I'm thinking in particular of:
‘5. In the Western Church, A phrase, sentence, or verse introduced as an embellishment into some part of the text of the mass or of the breviary office that is sung by the choir.(Tropes were discontinued at the revision of the missal under PopPius V in the 16th cent.)’ OED

5  G., f. gedanke thought + experiment experiment. OED

6  Hobbes-goblin: conflation of the philosopher and the puca (for puca, see additionally this .)

7  Emerson Fittipaldi, who never (as far as I know) maligned the Mediæval period, unlike Ralph ‘Where’s-WaldoEmerson who did. (and think yourselves lucky that I stopped there and didn’t bring in Emerson, Lake & Palmer , etc)

8  Or whatever name he hid behind: he of the laboured joke and the nasty disposition

9   Mother Carie's Chickens: conflation of a mis-spelled name for the Storm Petrel, Mother Carey's Chicken (Hydrobates pelagicus ) for no very good reason, with the dental disease for a pretty-good reason.

yourwclmgvndy Related Essay (427)

1  banal: and I don’t mean ‘Of or belonging to compulsory feudal service’.

2  dear: well you try renting an apartment in London.

Poor Allan Related Essay (426)
1 to whom incidentally Prime Minister Brown recently apologised for all that, that ...stuff---rather pointlessly if you ask me
Asked Related Essay (422)
1  Not a misspelling, but a totally different chap who's not as likely to sue me as old 'Lavatory' Cheney would be were it a reference to him*.

2
  They ASKED me!!


* Which, of course, it isn't!
short knees Related Essay (421)

1 Of course it goes:

Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC
Didn't get to bed last night
On the way the paper bag was on my knee
Man i had a dreadful flight
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee it's good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my mind.

I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.

Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia's always on my my my my my my my mind.

Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. hey
You don't know how lucky you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.R.

 

sumimasen Related Essay (420)

1  Excuse me Mr Kojiro: Do you care to go to the beach with me?*

2   nor even, so far as I could tell, to remove any superfluous limbs.


 

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gate lost Related Essay (419)
1 And if they were Greek and classical they could even vote (and of course ostracize people---with real ὄστρακα too!)



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